Yo dogs its been a while! I love life! I love my friends! What’s up Richard? I would like to thank people with their great patients and love!
“YOUR SUPPORT IS AMAZING!!!!”-cross dressing Trovolta
Summer, a time enjoyed by kids and Guidos world wide. I am going to put up such a huge list! I want to explain that summer is a time of lonely but fun filled nights with your friends. where you just live. Live life everyone!!!
- Put whip cream in your slippers and run around! Man that kid is a goof! but he sure has nice slippers!
- Classic choice but I say go to the Pool! I’ve been to the pool a lot and man lemme tell you Laura! I am so tan!!
- Yo dog, listen to Kanye on tape
- Shape up some mud pies! free and delicious!
- Go to Menchies and visit Monroe and Siegel! Yogurt that’s healthy and tasty!
- Have Chit chat convos with life guards like Sam G and Dusty Miz
- wear the opposite sex of underwear! Hey man you are a cross dresser! nah dog just livin life
- READ MY BLOG! READ IT! DONT GO OUTSIDE UNTIL YOU READ IT! YOU HEAR!
- go to indie rock band concerts! I’ve already been to none! but I may go in like July?
- stage dive into a plate of chicken wings! it hurts but it taste so great!
- ride your Stallion to your loved ones house and sing romantic Opera.
- Yo dude listen to Mac miller and WIz dude! YAAAA DUDE!!!!
- dont follow #12
- Buy a pair of Keds! Ill have a pair soon!
- listen to the voices in your head!
- Rent sister act 3 with a friend
- Become a Jedi
- Go to a summer camp with your Cousin Jacob!
- Dont do Meth,PCP, or Crack!
- make cut outs of your favorite TV characters! Mines Zooey Deschanel
- Don’t boil a goose, just eat it how you find it
- Form your body into some kind of space ship and fly into a place far away, where love is everywhere and peace is with us!
- Hey man you should Recycle! its cool trust me!
- Sell your gas guzzling truck and buy a convertible Prius
- Also Girls DONT wear cowboy boots with shorts! I HATE THAT! I HATE WHEN PEOPLE DO THAT! I ALSO HATE WHEN GIRLS IN GENERAL WEAR COWBOY BOOTS ITS NOT CUTE I HATE IT!!! Whats your fashion statement there? OH I dont know what shoes I can rock this american eagle tank top with? umm I mean flip flops will do but I want to grab attention and have everyone look at me so I’m going to wear cowboy boots!
- Dont wear shorts and cowboy boots
- Come to one of my Stand up shows!
- dye your Kleenex different colors so when you blow your nose its not boring white
- Chow down on some new foods like Gourds, Cobblers, and watermelons.
- Just do you. as long as you don’t wear cowboy boots
Let the awkward family beach photo’s roll in!
As I sadly wait alone at the bus stop, I hear a noise come down from the first level. I thought it was some kind of businessman who wanted to get on the bus to Chancellorsville. But no. A man with a Lenny Kravitz shirt greeted me. He explained how he loved my blog. with words like love love love. It was really nice! then a sweet young Italian girl name Emily told me to update it. So I am doing what I promised! I am updating my blog! Why? Because It’s great to have your voice heard. I do it because I hope you, My friends wont think as me as some kind of boring Neanderthal.
So get ready! put on or take off your shirt! It literally doesn’t matter!